thoughtcrimes, and the cult of the misanthropic knife…
London, England. It once was the angry gun that went around killing people, but times have changed. Guns are highly restricted in London, so knives there have taken the initiative. Sadly, and for no apparent reason, knives have been going on wild killing sprees. Groups of knives are plunging themselves into people who rival gangs don’t like. There is no data yet available on how many of these are assault knives.
Many of the knives were known to associate with gangs of African migrants, although saying so may constitute hate-speech which is potentially more serious than the malicious acts of the knives themselves. Thankfully, the knives have so far been unable to commit this most heinous crime on their own.
London’s murder rate in 2018 surpassed that of New York City for the first time ever. Some worry that unless something is done this rage will spread to automobiles, sports equipment, construction tools, and even household chemicals. It may prove necessary to place absolutely everything under surveillance. Londoners have been asked to use extreme caution when around knives and to be careful not to enrage other items.
This is a Public Service message.
originally posted to spacebook on 2019-05-31